October 31, 2008
Happy Halloween


I dont think i'll be able to go out trick or treating this evening . a pity indeed . i just dont have the strength . thats doesnt mean i cant get into the spirit of it though . the halloween links were kinda lean this year due to the fact the F'ing Norton Internet Security has broken my ability to bookmark links (grrrrrrrrrrrr) , but there are some goodies . have a sausage or two.............


The Monster Mash - it was a graveyard smash & caught on in a flash

Pumpkin Carving - cool stuff

Los Straitjackets - The Munsters Theme

Hallowen Smoochie * kiss*

Creepy Crawlies - whats buggin you ?

Nickname Costume - this is rollick (i'm sooooooo emo :p ) ' whats yours ?

10 Gnomes - The Seashore - not all that scary but a fun time killer

Sasquatch - a day in the life pics

Best Halloween Party Ever - or not lol

Hallowindow - spooky toon

In Heaven - creepiness from David Lynch's eraserhead

The Devils Tramping Ground - cuz every halloween should end with a spooky story or two

Nosferatu - or three

sorry about the lost links but they seem to be unretrievable
Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 11:36 AM
October 28, 2008
With No Particular Place to Blog

besides here of course ! lets have some sausages....................


Iggy Pop Chats With Dinah Shore - funny interview then he performs Sister Midnight (in Part 2) . check out who is on the keyboards, a smokin David Bowie

25 Essential Add-ons For Power Firefox Users - i'm not really a 'power user' but i do have a few of these

Need Storage Space ? - these are all free , so read the terms & provacy policy first

Optimize Your Web Connection - cuz more speed is good

The Trons - the next step in computerized music ? (what's next, a motorized dog ?)

Now It All Makes Sense - thank god for the onion

Obama '08 - Vote for Hope - politics with a chair boogying groove

Murphy's Laws - all in one place

John Cleese on the Election - hes a very smart man and worth listening to

The High Numbers - Zoot Suit - The Who in disguise *chair boogie*

The Other Guy - i found this to be a really interesting read

Oh The Huge Manatee - cool pic

Bee Bop Beluga - more cool pics

Upside Down Dogs - whos a good doggy ?

Simple Minds - Love Song - blast from the past *chair boogie*

You Are Here - a terran eclipse from space

50 Stunning Underwater Pics - purdy pics

Dollar Origami - cool hard cash

Anyone For a Game of Chess ? - a cool toon

A Womb With a View - the natural miracle of life

Hear The Wind Sing - beautiful animation

The Flow of Time - an interesting documentary on the 4th dimension (part 1 of 4)

Pink Floyd - Time - classic version

Easy Star All-Stars - Time - the reggae version

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - kiwis being sexy !

Time to Be Very Very Still - *gulp*

Its sunny today . a good day for a walk
Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 10:25 AM
October 23, 2008
My Computer Has Become Slowwwwwwwww


i'm not sure what the problems are . whether they are from the norton nis fiasco (i still dont have 2009 but they gave me a year and a half more of 2008) or if its the most recent windows update . i might even be a memory or context manager issue . whatever it is, its driving me batty . my computer is semi freezing with greater and greater frequency and i've tried everything i can to fix it and no luck so far . if i dont post for a while that may be the reason . lets just have some sausages and hope the probs dont get too bad before i can finally fix them..........


The 2008 Election - thats it in a nutshell

Booker T & The MG's - Can't Be Still - *chair boogie*

The Forbidden City - cool virtual tour

D'OH !! - kowabunga dude

Here Comes the Sun - its alright

Ever Wonder What the H Stood For ? - enough already with the racist nonsense about obama

Hit It - Baby Groovin'

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - good life advice with a good beat that you can dance to

EyeBallin' - how well do you perceive things ?

The #1 Song This Day in History - ack ! Walk Right In by the rooftop singers was #1 when i was born . no wonder i've rebelled lol

BOOOOOM !! - stunning & scary video . the shock wave is awesome

John Cleese on Sarah Palin - an intelligent person comments on the governor

Creepy Vegetables - cool pics

T.S. Eliot Vs Portishead - poetry & music mashup (or if you prefer , a Charles Bukowksi Vs Jon Bonham of Led Zep mashup)

The Geek Hierarchy - how things work in nerd-dom

RIP Neal Hefti - gone to the great bat composing room in the sky

Chick Flicks - a woman's point of view

Cöpy Päste Chäräcter - ä very händy päge för when yöü reälly need än umläüt !

Days of Autumn - very cool pics

Radiohead - Reckoner - i think this is another one of those homemade videos . its pretty cool though

Wheeeeeee ! - shake those hips !!

Joss Stone - Son of a Preacherman - an update of an old 'dusty' classic

Converting to a Digital Television Signal - this really made me laugh

Free Poverty - learn about geography and poverty at the same time

The Animals Save the Planet - a funny educational site from animal planet

alrighty, i gotta scoot to the doc's

Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 10:54 AM
October 18, 2008
Norton Support Still Sucking !


okay lets try this again . its been over 48 hours since norton support said they would contact me to fix my antivirus problem and not word . folks dont make the same mistake i did, avoid Norton Internet Security 2009 . it does not install and the people at symantec will not help you .

i was able to get video sites to load and so far they are still working, so i will try a quick post before it quits.......................


The Flutes of Pan - or should that be flutes of wok ? *chomp chomp chomp*

The Culver City Dub Collective - The Cave * easy slow groove*

Simon's Cat - thing that goes bump in the night

Ever Wonder What Shakespeare Would Sound like In Front of a Crowd Of Screaming Teen-Aged Girls ? - wondereth now more (yeah yeah yeah )

Logo Evolution - things change

Gloomy Bear - its hard being a realist

Triumph Vs David Blaine - i'm glad i'm not the only person who is sick of him

A Grim Sign of the Times - its just a jump to the left

Boys & Girls - a funny uk advice on teen sex

The Top Censored News Stories - why dont we ever hear about this stuff ?

The Bees - Chicken Payback - *chair boogie*

Time Warp Interactive Video Gallery - stop motion pics at the flick of a mouse. cool !

Sausages in Captivity - i want to set them free in the wurst way !*groan*

Banksy Has a New Show - check out the best in cool graffiti

The Ozone Hole From 1979 - 2007 - makes me wonder what we did in 2002 when it almost closed up

Elliott Smith - Pictures of Me - great song from the late great artist *chair boogie*

Got Gargoyle ? - how big builidngs keep the evil spirits away

The 150 Best Online Flash Games - time killers galore

Why Beaker, Why ????? - he got me

Whack the PM - this would have been fun to play with before our election

Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me - her personal life may be messed up , but the girl sure can sing

The Great Gorilla Run of London - ooo ooo ooo *head scratch*

Funky 16 Corners - do you like your funk ? lots of cool free downloads (right slick, save as)

The Great Debate - its sad how relevant this is

Know Your Human Rights - very cool and very righteous brother

i think thats enough for now . its tempting anti-viral fate to post any more
Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 11:00 AM
October 17, 2008
What i Need is Anti Anti- Virus


if you are thinking of getting your norton internet security updated to the 2009 version , you may wanna think again, i had norton NIS 2008 and at first it was good , but over the course of the year it became a bloated pig that really slowed down your computer . i was ready to give up on norton , but the reviews for the latest version, NIS 2009 , were supposed to address the problems i was having so i gave them one more shot .

yesterday, i uninstalled the old one and tried to install nis 2009 . 5 frustrating hours later , i had no anti virus whatsoever . after 2 failed attempts on my own, i was sent to norton support live chat and was "helped" by praveena.p , satish palaniappan & ravi ajjan . unfortunately , with each person i was passed onto , there knowledge grew less and less . they took remote control of my computer and had difficulty figuring out how to do the simplest of tasks . at one point ravi thought that initializing a program which required a restart , and doing it 4 times instead of clicking ok when the desktop appeared was a prudent choice . it was unbelievable . they had no clue . even the support chat software failed and if i hadnt turned on wordpad and started righting a letter while they were remotely running my puter , could we communicate at all . in the end they reinstalled my old nis 2008 and it didnt work anymore . there course of action ? telling me that someone would phone me within 2 days to help me and leaving me with no protection at all . never have i seen support service this terrible . luckily i was able to get it working on my own to a limited degree, but they had installed all kinds of sneaky files into my startup files and nothing worked until i removed them . these guys are just brutal .

i want to make one thing clear , i in no way want to imply that people with south asian names were the problem . these people were just incompetent and should not be employed at a support desk no matter what race creed or coulour they are . if you are shopping for security software (which is $30 cheaper to buy in a store than online ? go figure) . avoid Norton Security 2009 !! it doesnt work and the support is the worst i have ever seen and the remote assist spyware does not get removed when they log off you have to find it and delete it yourself . that is just evil . its spyware

i need some sausgaes to ease the frustration.............................


Rationality in Politics - the american election in a nutshell

Literature Map - i think this is what used to be called gnooks . a very cool way to find new authors you'd like to read

The Bees - Chicken Payback *chair boogie*

We Didnt Vote Smart - but we didnt vote stupidly either . thanfully the tory's only got a minority govt again

Veggie Flute - root a toot ?

Digital Photography Blog - learn all kinds of cool tricks

The Earth From Above - cool pics

The Solar System - really cool pics of our neighbours

No Ronald No !! - funny pic


oh great . now my 'temporary' antivirus (provided by the idiots at symantec) wont let me connect to any websites with video content .

AVOID NORTON INTERNET SECURITY LIKE THE PLAGUE !!!!

sorry i'll try another post again once this is fixed . they havent called back so i'll post when i can

Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 11:31 AM
October 11, 2008
37 degrees !!


mannnnnn its cold ! . its october 11th i shouldnt be bundled up this early in the year. i better sausage before my fingers freeze...............


The Canadian Do Not Call List - there are a ton of loopholes in this , but its better than nothing . stop the bastards from calling you in the middle of cooking supper !

We Have An Election on Tuesday - i just might have to use this site to help decide who to vote for

The Legendary Marvin Pontiac - I'm a Doggy - i lovvvvvve this album . its genius (links to more of his tunes)

Sur La Lune - a huge collection of fairy tales

Gimp - if you are looking for a photo editting suite and cant afford photoshop , heres a very cool app that does everything you'll probably need

Body Bizarre - upload your pic for some flash wackiness

Michael Moore's Slacker Uprising - i can see why hes giving it away . its not very good, but in case your a fan........

Free For All - we all know florida was a rigged election in 2000, but did you know ohio was rigged in 2004 ? . i wonder what will happen this year

How White & Nerdy Are you ? - i'm only 32% (here is the video that this quiz is based on)

Do You Have a Laptop ? - here is a free & safe download that lets you track it if it gets stolen . very cool

I Can't Belive It's Not Lydon - johnny rotten sells butter ? lol

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - Shaft - Can ya dig it ?

Lloyd Cole & the Commotions - Rattlesnakes - i have to listen to this song every now and then for a pick me up

A World History of Art - a handy reference

Photo-Africa Blog - amazing pics

A Short Love Story in Stop Motion Animation - a funny toon

How an Engineer Folds a T-Shirt - after coming back 3 timnes to fix it :p


Creepy Ads From Back in the Day
- ahh the good old days :p

How Does Your Dog Drink ? - cool slo-mo . i woulda though it would fold the other way

How Does Your Dog Smell ? - Terrible ! (hitler's wwii joke)

Aha - Take On Me - a literal translation

Dark Knight / Toy Story - movie mashup

30 Second Sarah - i find it astounding that there are people out there that take this person seriously . the governor should be ashamed of herself

okay its warming up, i better scoot
Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 11:00 AM
October 09, 2008
They Did An Ultrasound of My Heart But I Couldn't Tell If It Was a Boy or a Girl


it was kinda cool though . unlike other tests that i have undergone, i was able to watch the procedure and from the preliminary results, it looks like the old ticker is in pretty good shape. its looking more and more like my remaining issues are a stomach/gastro thang . i see that specialist later this month , so in the meantime, lets sausage shall we?.......................


Amadou Et Miriam - Senegal Fast Food - *chair boogie*

Taste Spotting - MMMMMMMMM Food

Best Science Pics of 2008 - from national geographic

Book 'Em Danno - fun with art

Stepping Stone - groovy mod video (i'm not sure who does this version of this song, but i like it) *chair boogie*

Illusion Sciences - Messin' with your eyes & brain

Rachmaninov Had Big Hands - fun with classical music

Cool Music Advertising - nifty posters

Negativland - bizarre fun with commies . its the 50s all over again *sigh*

Where the Hell is Matt ? - i'm still soooooo jealous of this guy . he made it here on this one

Insect Art - servo mechanized creepy crawlies

Unusual Clocks - i kinda like the one for the bookcase

Pigeon Attack !! - incoming !!

Wipeout !! - a man powered ferris wheel . coooool

Movies Found Online - have a look around theres some cool public domain stuff out there

Kick the Baby - child rearing is very different overseas

How The Stock Market Really Works - sad but all too true

Signs of Gas - messin with the gas stations

Mandalas - the most beautiful but temporary art on earth

54-40 - Northern Soul - a cool new tune & video from the most continually underrated band in canada

Crystal Head Vodka - alternative alcohol you can believe in

Dont Vote ! - or maybe you should

10 Gnomes Part 9 - Chemistry - fun time killer

Insane Downhill Bike Ride - these guys are nuts (after an ad)

Snake Attack - It's alive !! *shudder*

Big Head - awwwww

Captain Beefheart - some of his stuff i really like , some i really dont, but regardless this is an interesting documentary on the guy

Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 09:56 AM
October 06, 2008
Sausages


not too much has been happening here lately . the leaves are starting to turn & fall, but besides their natural beauty, not a lot has been going on . lots of time to do some sausgaes though..........


Otter Chaos - why i otter !

The Lumberjack Song - as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia

50 Tools to Speed Up Your Computer - cool apps (or you could just speed up Firefox)

Meet Muk Muk - hes the only vancopuver olympic mascot you cant buy merchandise about . why ? i think its because hes the only indigenous animal that isnt a pokemon character or they just dont like vancouver island much

Nina Hagen - TV Glotzer - or if german isnt your thang, The Tubes - White Punks on Dope *chair boogie*

Click The Ball - a maddening time killer game

Chris Elliott in Conversation - cool lecture

Coola Hula Hoopery - i'm lucky if i can make the hula hoop go around for 10 seconds just standing there

Lego Spinal Tap - pick a clip and turn it up to 11

ABC Matchomatic - match your views to your vote if yo are still undecided

Flea Circus - move you flea through the maze and obstacles. cool thinking game

Oh Nuts !! - pesky ewoks

The Real Difference Between Consevatives & Liberals - an interesting lecture from the TED Lecture Series

Line Painting - drunk or sleepy ? you make the call

The AOL Sessions - check out all the bands who have videos here. even The B-52s - Ultraviolet *chair boogie*

The Northern Lights in California - man made but cool (its more balloony & quieter in London)

OMG ! Paul Simon Has Been Cloned - wonder if they try to mess with edie brickell's head

The Waldo Ultimatum - funny movie mashup

What a Knut ! - awwwwwwww

National Anthems - an international reference

Sharpie Decor - cool apartment done cheap

Cool Monkey - a day in the life

The Outbreak - an interactive online movie . how would you survive ?


Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 09:29 AM
October 01, 2008
You've Gotta Have Heart

in the comic books when someone is injected with radioactive chemicals the turn into superheroes and become all buff and stuff . me ? the just put me in the gigantic nuclear cat scan machine..... Twice ! . it made me dizzy as all hell, but there was good news , the heart seems to be in good working order, all things considered . it also looks like my heart has been cleared of all responsibility for my stomach probs , so hopefully when i at long last get into see a stomach guy (in 3 weeks) he'll be able to quickly find the prob and fix it . hopefully then, this long nightmare will be over . woot !! let's sausage. shall we............


The Dresden Dolls - The Mouse & The Model - i lovvvvvvvve the dresden dolls

Test Your Colour IQ - i did really well , which may unfortunately mean that my monitor is dying *sigh* i kinda suspected it was

This One is a Real Knockout - in fact, there's ten of them

The Burqa Band - burqa burqa bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Ursula 1000 - Kinda Kinky - *chair boogie*

Creepy Art - by fredein audi

Get Body Smart learn about anatomy interactively

Howl (lonesome) - i used to be a werewolf but i'm alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Pup)
(confrontational)
(chorus)
(60's beat poetic)

Thievery Corporation - Sound the Alarm - *Chair Boogie*

Dag-Nab_it !! (I Went N' Mised it !!) - ..................

Art by Jake Parker - cool

A Deep Question ? - maybe lol

The Time of My Life - a cool idea , but he sure had to be patient to get all those pics

Singin' Basset - dig the mournful tones

Sophie Can Walk - this gave me a chuckle

Rocket Man - chris elliott does william shatner doing elton john (original here)

Cat Adopts a Rabbit - awwwwwwwwwwwww

Bambi & Thumper - more awwwwwwww

Lapsus- a cool animated short

Super Slo-Mo - things look so different when you change the perspective

I Can't Get This Out of My Head - dang chevy ads ! (kylie has never looked hotter though)

Global Warming - a very cool and informative short film

Ben Kingsley - Punk Rocker - the Ghandi man can cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world go 'round

Unfortunately Placed Advertising - funny pic placement

Captain Beefheart - The Documentary - in 6 parts . cool


I think I'm going to go take a walk in the sunshine
Enjoy !!


Posted by rollick at 09:09 AM