June 23, 2008
Sausage Hiatus


the house sitters have arrived , so its been a little hectic here lately . luckily the weather has warmed up a little , so i will soon be off to hide in the woods for a while . i'll try to do a post or two over the holidays if i can get access to a puter and enough time . i get most of the links from the bloglinks on the left border of the page , so if you find yourself with free time , check them out . in the meantime , try these sausages.........................


Very Cool Pics - they get even better as you go thru it

Putamayo - looking to find some new music ? these guys release some amazing world music . available in boutiquey stores and bookshops , the cds will introduce you to all kinds of cool stuff . try sampling the loung cds . very groovy

*Trip* - a pressure washer ????

Whats New Pussycat - by fishbone & los fabulosos cadillacs

45 Sites For Free Music

Fork Face Beaver Gurgler ! - and other insults from this insult generator

MooodStream - music to match your mood app

Firefox 3 WorldWide D/Ls - real time map

Beautiful Pics - from national geographic

A Gecko Eaten By Ants - yikes . they sure are efficient

Before & After Plastic Surgery - was it worth it ?

Puzzle Farter - this just made me laugh

Binocular Soccer - this made me chuckle too

AWWWWWWWWWW - sleepy bear cub

An Uneasy Eden - more cool pics from national geographic

Shadowy Men From a Shadowy Planet - Run Chicken Run - *boogie woogie*

Creepy Snow Globes - creepy but cool

Damn Birds ! - get the birds before they get you

Bird Cloud - its amazing how they fly with such precision

OOOOOPS ! - tv news slip ups

Creepy Laughing Baby - those things are evil i tell ya !

Congressional Word of the Week - isnt this word the winner every week ?

Happy Mondays - Step On *chair boogie*

Wahhh Wahhh Wahhh Wahhhhhhhhhhhh - this could come in handy in a chat room
(along with This)

Illusions Sciences - messing with your head in a good way

Make Your Own Star Wars Crawl - hmmmm wonder if you could use this as a home page

Bill Gates on Bill Gates - bill narrates a trip down memory lane

Phonographantasmascope - cool animation (with the late great elliott smith playing in the background)

The Real Reason Guns Are Dangerous - a funny short

Where The Hell Is Matt ?? - he's updated his video to include some new friends ! mannnnnn i wish i could travel like he does

Have A Nice Summer !
Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 09:03 AM
June 18, 2008
Penultimate Sausages ?


Its getting to be that time of year where i pack things up and take my annual summer break from technology and the ravages of the world . for those of you who are new to this site, i annually pack up my life and go and hide in the woods for a couple months . this helps me to charge up my batteries and prepare new doings in the fall . due to to visiting relatives and doctor appointments , i'll be coming and going a fair bit , so if i have time i'll try to post some links . i'll be back to regular postings come septemebr or october, so if you find yourself jonesing for some linkage, i never got around to cleaning up my archives this spring. i'm sure if you look hard enough , you'll find something intersting buried in there. make sure to check back in the fall for more sausages like these.............

The Cat Came Back - this week's nfb classic

Fishy Fishy Fish - when i was in university, a student asked one of my professors what would be a good definition of surrealism . he responded , "have you seen 'The Meaning of Life" by monty python ? the fishy fishy scene is the best definition of surrealism that i can think of".

When Album Covers Attack - an oldie but a goodie

Einstein's Shoes a kirsty mcall & Landscape mashup * boogie woogie*

Requiem for a Wardrobe - a funny song about changing your personal fashion

Global Warming - skip the propaganda . this is what you need to know

Ahhhhh The Reverend Al - playing with chicago while they were still good (yes they were good once before they got all schmaltzly). btw, al's new album is really good

Amazing Animal Pics - some really cool ones

The Best Photoshopped Pictures of May 2008 its amazing what you can do with an editting suite (even stuff like this)

Teach the Controversy - i cant decide which is my fav

Gnar Wars - what happens when geeks take up snow boarding

The Bicycle Tutor - everything you need to know to keep your bike in top condition

How to Nap - everything you need to know to better enjoy a siesta

Ever Wanted to Design Your Own Monster ? - this free app makes it easy to do

Meet the Sniper - even professionals have parents

The Top 10 Cooking Mistakes - stay away from these common errors and you will eat better

Bruno 2009 ! - sasha baron cohen strikes again w/ a classic Ali G clip

Clinic - Walking With Thee - *chair boogie*

i'll try to squeeze in a couple more posts in the next little while,
Enjoy !!


Posted by rollick at 02:18 PM
June 14, 2008
A New Theme Song For Sausages ??

as soon as i saw the above link, i knew it HAD to be posted . its about time this page had a fight song ! Can you see my lovely sausages ??.....................


Booker T & The MG's - Green Onions - lets start off with a little chair boogying , shall we ?

George & Rosemary - another NFB classic

Slow to Load - its not your modem , its a spoof of slow loading links

Hi Julie - google earth and the end of a relationship

Got Mug ? - check out these groovy vantikis

Dog Cake - nothing evil , just an interesting timelapse video and for some reason i cant get the phrase 'eat a akita' out of my head

Stop Talking !! - a frightening .gif

Requiem For a Day Off - Ferris Bueller's Day Off as a psychological thriller

Radiohead - Nude - i am really digging the make-your-own-video competition that radiohead is doing
& Arpeggi

The Sky From Above - very cool space shuttle pics . would make for some nice wallpapers

The Art is BULL !! - red bull that is

The Most Annoying Cat Ever ! - that would drive me absolutely batty

Are You A Bird Fancier ? - if you are , you may like this site

The Evolution of Rabbit - a cool animated short

Childhod Nightmares - BE WARNED . if you dont want to be creeped out by some ghoulish photography, skip this one

Elliott Smith - Pictures of Me - i love this song , hell most of his songs are great

A Field Guide For Firefox 3 - handy browser tips

Crashes - its just amazing how far those motorcycle racers slide

The Ziggens - Surfin Buena Park - lets go out on some rippin' surf twang

Enjoy !!


Posted by rollick at 08:55 AM
June 11, 2008
Its June 11th And Its Only 50 F'ing Degrees Outside


after the lousy spring we've had , its getting to be upsetting that we are continuing with this trend of terrible weather, especially with cabin time getting closer . for the forseeable future, the best forecast calls for sun & cloud and temps of around 65 . i mean c'mon , it hasnt even been 80 here yet this year . *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* . another drag is that its been a slow week for sausages too, but i did manage to find some good ones................................


Mentos Booby Trap ! - this is indeed evil , but brilliant too

Feedbags - god bless The Onion

Firefox 3 - An Overview - a cool flash tour of the browser you should be using

The Owl Who Married a Goose - this weeks NFB classic

Paul Nicklen - Arctic Photography - a cool slide show from national geographic by a guy born and raised in the far north

Perfect Pitch - i have it . do you ?

Computer Logos in the Real World - cool pics

Where the Wild things Are - by Maurice Sendak
& In The Night Kitchen

The Radioactive Chicken Heads - I Looked Into the Mirror - *chair boogie*

Very Cool Pics - check these out . excellent photos

WalkenWorks - all things christopher walken

Free MP3s from the Kleptones - these guys do a lot of hiphop mashups which dont really do it for me , but they have some hilarious ones like this tune (after the lame intro)

The Perfect Woman ?? - their claim , not mine

Awful Tattoos - what were they thinking lol

I'm Voting Republican - hard to argue the logic

Bill O'reilly Remixed !! - i want a couple of these . i just have to find somewhere that has them for d/l

The Dresden Dolls - My Alcoholic Friends - a catchy tune to go out on

Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 09:46 AM
June 07, 2008
Congrats Red Wings


Well Done Detroit ! you outplayed the penguins in all six games and it was only dumb luck that let pittsburgh win two . and what was with the refs ?? man they screwed detroit over the course of the playoffs . i hope it makes your victory celebrations that much sweeter . though it woulda been nice to have the playoffs end in May for the first time in ages , luckily this spring has sucked in vancouver , so staying inside on a may afternoon wasnt that bad . the weather here has been cold & wet *sigh* .

And Congrats Newfoundland !! i find it mind boggling that this is the first time a newfie has won the cup . well done old trouts ! now help us stop the cbc from losing our second national anthem . its a squabble over an outstanding $2600 that threatens a major piece opf canadianan . $2600 ? are they f'ing nuts ??

i need some sausages now..................


Got Wallpaper ? - my friend arin has collected a ton of really cool high-res pics of various styles and genres . if you are looking for a new desktop , check it out (you may be here for a while. tons of stuff to check out)

Celebrity Look-Alikes - i havent had a chance to try this . but i want too , upload your pic and see who you resemble

Flight of the Conchords - Inner City Pressure - a very funny pet shop boys parody

Cool Business Cards - why be ordinary ?

The House of Books - cool carpentry

Innocent Insults - handy tips for the traveller who doesnt want to get beat up

Porno For Pyros - Pets - i love this song and now it has a cute video awwwwwwwww

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry - cooooool ! its online !

Obama vs. Clinton - how people really voted

Creepy Pencil - a cool short film

Our Galaxy - you are here

The Alphabet of Nations - psst guys , western sahara or wales lol

Lou Rawls - The Alphabet Song - *chair shimmy*

The Civil War in 4 Minutes - a cool refresher with links to more info . plus they play that huantingly beautiful song from the ken burns documentary

Google Re-design - kid designs for a new home page . some really good ones

William Shatner - Common People this is a great song from a great album . though no one belives me when i tell them that . here is bill live on leno with the great joe jackson & here he is in toon form

Pulp - Common People - in case you cant get past the whole shatner thang *blase euro-dance*

Business Names Puns - get ready to groan !

Viva Calaca - cool animated short , but turn your speakers down first . its a tad loud

Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 10:26 AM
June 04, 2008
Sausages of Justice !!


Sausages can save your life ! dont believe me ? check this out . if it wasnt for our friend the sausages , this woman would be imprisoned as a knife-wielding public menace . so as i post my links, i must remember that like the sausages and justice i must also be blind which would go a long way to explaining all my typos........................


The Filter - Peter Gabriel would like to introduce you to music and video personally tailored to your tastes .

A.viary - free online creative applications for all your designing needs

Sushi ! - of the artistic kind

The Cutest - lots of awwwwwww

Strange Animals - weird looking , but they have great personalities

Fruit & Veggie Guru - everything you always wanted to know about eating better

MMMMMMM Bread - get started and soon your whole place will be smelling great

Got Wig ?? - ewwwwwww creepy

Limon - cool art

Big Buck Bunny - never make a bunny mad or they get their revenge

Grover Wants to Talk to You - loads of vides for kids

Kiddie Records Weekly - all kings of old kids albums for free download . they even have Tubby the Tuba !

Ohhhhhhh Numnah ! - in case you havent seen the blooper from the spelling bee yet

A Drag & Drop World - its happening , but thankfully not this quickly

Trick Shots - fun with billiards

Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop - a new world record !

Flobots - Handlebars - a very cool bit of animation

Enjoy !!

Posted by rollick at 08:27 AM