get your sausages while ya still can , like me they are going ....... quickly
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Worst Songs of the 80s - and there were quite a few of them
BBC Languages - learn languages on the puter , you wont be writing essays , but you'll be able to pick up some handy travel phrases at the very least
Squirrelly Pictures - they work for peanuts !
High Pitched Ring Tone
- the ringtone some adults arent supposed to be able to hear . i can hear it and its f'ing annoying lol
Mahna Mahna - do doooo do doodoo
Three Funny Videos - all three of these are worth a look
Fun on the Sun - cool pics and video of our favourite bruning ball of nuclear fuel
The Impersonals a free indie dating site
Balloons a la Disney - look at all the purdy colours
Lord of the Ring Overdub - this is really stupid , but it makes me laugh
Malicious Software Removal Tool - just in case you never update your windows
Running Faggot - classic comedy from Kids in the Hall
Cancelling AOL - someone called to try and cancel their aol account and recorded it . wow
Leah Dieterich - has several charming short videos on her site
Hulk - The Game - frustrated ? need something to smash ? here's the link for you
Current Terror Alert Level - today its Bert !
All Time Canadian Top 100 Albums - according to these guys
What Happened to Baz - funny short animation from australia
Tricks With Digital Imaging - move you cursor on and off these pic to see what been changed
Live Radio Online - has links to online radio content from all over the world . cooooool
Beyond Hope - emo girl fails to be a role model
America , Fuck Yeah - patriotic song from Team America : World Police
A Bunch of Clowns from Hollywood - fun with photo manipulation
Sinking of the Oriskany - coooool photo diary of the sinking of an aircraft acrrier which is now an artificial reef for scuba divers
Dive Site Videos - cool vids from scuba divers (thanks b_)
Republican Idiot Exposed by Stephen Colbert - most ppl that should cant name them
The Call Center - a short film that takes a different look at int'l phone banks
Bible Sex - a different spin regarding sexuality and piety
Akbank - a cool ad from turkey
The Privacy - cool point & click game
Spot the Augmentation - real or plastic ?
Enjoy !!
been tons of links lately . usually this time of year the links tend to be a tad sparse , but been finding some good ones lately . mmmmmm
Fiat Vs Verrari Vs F1 Ferrari - amazing to see how fast the F1 cars are . cool video
The First Church of Shatnerology - blessed be thy kirk
Othello - the great tragedy as performed by online warcraft video gamers
Video of Some Yo-Yo - doing tricks
The Spanish Castle - very cool optical illusion . stare at the pic for 30 seconds then move your cursor over the pic . coooooool
Priscilla , You're Missing - fun point & click mystery
Airigami - balloon art
Lyre Lyre Pants on Fire - cool animal video from richard attenborough voted as the ppl's fav in the uk
Charles Bukowski - your one stop shop for all you bukowski needs . including all his writings
Annotated Fairy Tales - annotations are cool if you are a book nerd like me and wanna know what things refer too
Potro - The Man in the Musical Suit - he loves music , dancing & engineering . now he wants you to manipulate him
Online Lite Brite !! - look at all the purdy colours
Steve McCurry Galleries - excellent pics from the guy who took this famous National Geographic pic
Bash the Ice With Your Head - a new time killer from Pepsi
Who Killed the Electric car - cool site from Sony
Give Us All Your Money - at least they are being honest about taking your money for nothing lol
Awwwwwww Poor Doggy - pics of a photographer's dog in various situations
Virtual Flute - online flautistry and theory
The Beatles - I Feel Fine - retro song with trippy animation
Old Timey Die Hard - the bruce willis movie as if it were 1920s silent film . cool
Top 10 Strangest Spy Gadgets - mannnnnnn guns and cameras are everywhere nowadays
The Brick Testament - how to live your life following strict biblical adherance , as animated with legos
Flying Dude - cooooooooooooooooool video
Dear Ann Coulter - a slow to load letter from Henry Rollins
Pics of Colour Conetst Winners - some cool pics
The Vintage Mac Museum - for the nostalgic apple user
Xiao Xiao - aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh yaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Garrison Multimedia - a cool collection of animated shorts
The Orb - cooooool point & click game
Three Educational
Video Games - play and learn
About Business
Awwwwwwwwwwwww - 75 pages of cute animal pics
Musicovery - a cool french site that is a clever way to discover new music . site is fairly easy to naviagte if you dont know french
Calucci - The Game - you ratted out the mob . you are in witness protection . point & click or die lol
Galaktori - another pretty cool point & click game
Jacko-Matic - oh how times have changed
enjoy !!
after a gorgeous day yesterday , the rain and cloud has returned . time to do some sauasages mmmmmmmm
The Cook's Thesaurus - a handy reference site for all things food
The Oozinator - a super soaker that squirts out white sticky streams of goop . no really . Ewwwww
IKEA Kitchens - a site with a cool use of flash .
Iscribble - for people who like to doodle while they chat
Danaq - another online riddle game
My Heritage - upload a pic of yourself and facial recognition looks for historical matches . depending upon your expression , you can get some humerous results
Do You Speak American ? - "beastly mispronounciations" of common words
Awkward TV Moment - faked news gets busted
Mummify Your Dead Pets - video of the creepy kind (after an ad)
You Are Here - pic from the martian perspective
TorrentSpy - this is a local guy who is being sued by the riaa . if you torrent help him out
George Washington - hipster doofus revisionist history
Macromedia Attack - fun flash prolly imagined by anyone who has ever fought with a puter design app
Magic Realism - cool artwork
Malajube - Pāte Filo - a cool new band from montreal
The Beer Cannon - coooooooool slo mo video
First American Art - a large collection of indigenous north american art
RIP Billy Preston - one more song from the 7th beatle or the 6th rolling stone , or just plain excellent piano player who passed away this week
Extreme Skipping ! - from the totally rad underground (well overground actually lol)
101 Coke Bottles With Mentos - almost makes you think you've gone to las vegas
BZZZZZZZZZ - eeeeeeeee Vespas !
Bill O'Reily Gets Smashed - via yearly kos , going on as of today
Drawing Blog - this guy has some pretty cool stuff in his blog
Old Timey Dirty Dancing - the classic chick flic made the old fashioned way......silent
Commie Mario - proletariat video gaming lol
The Knight - cool animated short
Red State vs Blue State ? - fun with statistics lol
Cyber Budget - mort du temps en francais
Stephen Colbert on Whose Line Is It Anyway - a complete & funny episode of the now defunct improv show
More Stephen on Whose Line - where's my saurkraut ?
The Colbert Report - the comedy central site with links to tons and tons of very funny colbert video
thanks to arin , sasha , jasper and marcus for links
Enjoy !!
ahhh its almost time to close down the sauasgaes for the summer . there will prolly be at least one more posting before i take my annual internet sabbatical , but that'll be it for the fall . so get your sausages while you can . mmmmmmmmm
So I Nearly Got Killed Today - scroll down to the pics . scary
Feed The Toaster ! - this flash game has a much longer title , but i think i have more succinctly described the game's mission
Alkali Metals & Water - cool chemistry video with lotsa 'splosions *boom*
Freeware - i may have posted this last week , but its worth a reposting . 400 links to the best free computer programs available for d/l . check them out
. it'll be worth it
RC Aeroplane Stunts - video of indoor aeronautics
Bob Keller's Jazz Page - lots of links and info for you or the jazz enthusiast in your life
Pink Floyd Being Poopooed - video of an very early pink floyd performance and interview on a brit tv show with an announcer who hates that loud crazy rock music
The History of Oil - an interesting documentary on the politics of oil
Frustrated Cities - this is a great idea for a news site . the days news laid out from the village voice on the left thru to the nutjobs at fox on the right . maybe this kinda site will teach ppl about the sanity of the middle
Live TV in Australia - i just love the reactions of the female host
Christ , These Pancakes are Good - the jesus pan
The Kitchen of Love - fabio says , "my kitchen is your kitchen" and you can explore the rest of the cheesiness on your own
The Pepsi-Mentos Myth Bunked ! - home science video
Sarah Silverman Sings About Love - and is her usual tactful self
Tyger - cool multimedia animation
Gnooks - this is a very excellent site for finding cool new authors . enter the name of a writer you like and it will surround his name with other authors you may find cool too . works great if you type in tom robbins
Paper Sculptures - this guy is very talented
MOOOOOOO - oh my god , its full of cows !
Unusual Sex Terms - a handy dictionary
Guess the Dictator/Sitcom Character - kinda like 20 questions . think of one and see if it can guess it
Conic Juggling - kinda cool video
Water Walking - tales and pics of life and meniscus
Icat - apple for kitties
Echogenesis - a very cool looking and challenging point & click game . worth checking out
Eternal Sunset - cool idea for a site that moves from webcam to webcam all over the world . timed to the setting sun
Twin Peaks - a site for ppl who are still scratching their heads over the david lynch tv series
Frontline - The Age of Aids - this is a very thourough in depth look at the history of aids all over the planet . charts , maps and guides go along with an excellent epsiode thats available online
Mr T & Me - from the sublime to the ridiculous lol
Faces - fun with anthropomorphism
The Regret Index - vote for or post your owns life's regrets
Cartoon Skeletal Systems - a coooool look at toons
80 Worst Songs of the 80s - yep , there was a lotta crap music in the 80s lol
Foutaises - a very cool short film from the french director , Jean-Pierre Jeunet , who has also given us such films as amelie and a very long engagement
Enjoy !!
okay . they are a little later than i said they might be lol
Howl's Moving Castle - wow . another amazing animated film by the godfather of japanese animated cinema , Hayao Miyazaki . if you have never seen one of his other films like 'Spirited Away' , 'Princess Mononoke' or 'Kiki's Delivery Service" , you are missing one of the masters of film . he takes you into fantastical worlds of wild imagination in every film he makes and this movie is no different . make sure you see this movie . its excellent
Harry Potter & the I forgot What It Was - this wont be a knock on the kid's books or the vastly popular kid's movies . i just dont remember which one it was i saw . the books and movies all seem to follow the exact same formula and since it was a few months ago i cant remember what the villain was . all i do remmeber was that the kids were particularily nasty and getting older hasnt helped their appeal . all of these movies are good children's fare and worth it if they were to come on tv . dunno if they are worth looking for though
After Life - this japanese film was amazing . the premise is people arrive at a portal after dying where they have to choose and recreate one moment from thieir lives before they can move on . the movie interlaces the newly dead and the people who work to help them do their recreations . it elicits many interesting ideas and thoughts and the many plotlines are expertly woven . a truly original wonderful movie
World's Fastest Indian - this is a interesting film . when i saw the trailers for it , i expected it would be a lot of motorcycles on the salt tracks in utah . a lot of zooooooooom . while there is some of that , the movie is the true story of a stubborn old man and his old motorcycle making the journey from new zealand to bonneville on a limited budget . its about his journey there and it was a very enjoyable trip . anthony hopkins is excellent as usual and that only helps make this movie better
Man on a Train - this is a very cool movie from france about a kindly old man who takes on a suspicious border who has just arrived by train . at first the two men are very opposite , but the relationship between them grows thoughout the film and is really what makes this movie so great . this is one of those great french films that make you wish hollywood had a little more patience to take the time and develop characters and plot .
Rumor Has It - what the hell has happened to rob reiner ? he used to be a good director , but lately his movies are just crap . this movie is hard to understand why its so bad . it has a good cast and a premise that should have been all you needed for a great movie . who were the real people who inspired "the graduate" and what would happen if the secret was revealed 20 yrs later . that should be a great movie . instead you get some really bogged downed scenes and inconsistent acting performances that slowly move to he wacky when wacky isnt needed . shirley mclean delivers the best performance , but its not nearly enough to save this lousy movie
Darwin's Nightmare - How this Documentary won the Oscar is beyond me . this is everything a documentary shouldnt be , a meandering look at a serious subject . its like the filmmakers were trying to find a special unifying theme to bind everything together into one great theme , but gave up when they thought of the title . anyone can takle a camera around to harsh experiences and conditions . a good filmmaker makes you feel deeply about its subjects . this didnt do that at all
Match Point - all through this movie i was wondering what was nagging at me and then it hit me , i missed new york . its a woody allen movie set in london and i dunno if its the difference of energy between the two cities or what , but it just wasnt right . it didnt help that i didnt like the male lead , i found him to be drab amongst much brighter characters that surrounded him . its not a bad movie . its just not a very good one either . its just okay and thats just not a good place for a woody allen movie to be
Tristan & Isolde - wow the movie site sucks and the song has absolutely nothing to do with this movie lol . this is a pretty good movie . its the story of the famous opera , with out all the singing . its a pre camelot story of the warring tribes of ireland and england . theres fighting , plottting , treachery , deceit and romance , in a rather competent telling of the tale . its not the greatest movie you will ever see , but it is worth seeing on dvd , when you're in a kinda king arthurian mood .
Breakfast on Pluto - this was a very very cool movie . it follows the tale of a boy who grows up to be a girl amongst the irish troubles during the 60s and 70s . its directed by neil jordan (the crying game) so if you are a bigot , you will not like this movie . if you are a decent human being however , you should enjoy this tale . though it does bog down occasionally , its for the greater good . there are moments of beauty and poignancy in this movie that need earlier info in order to happen . this movie is shocking , moving and great
Enjoy !!
